某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Saturday, November 22, 2008

First Time Trapped in Elevator

After taking lunch, I happily walked back to the building with JV. Saw KP waiting outside the elevator. The elevator door opened, a cleaner was wiping the walls inside. We went in, pushed on the 4th floor button. The door closed.

Ted: KP, you had your lunch edi? Alone ah?
KP: Yea, had edi, was alone just now.
Ted: Wow, you still bought a lot of biscuits, still hungry?
KP: No, just buy only.
Ted: Why are we still here ah? OMG, don't tell me it's broken!!

*Ted looks at the monitor, there was no number.


Ted: It's really BROKEN!!! WE ARE TRAPPED!!!
JV: Haha...
KP: Really ah?
Ted: OMG!!! You must be kidding!! We can't be that 'black'!

*KP starts pressing on the buttons to open the door but there was no response from the elevator. We pressed the numbers too, yet no response again.

Ted: Maybe we should press the bell.

*Cleaner stares at us. KP still busy pressing the buttons to open the door.


Ted: I think we should press the bell.
KP: Let's call Research Ops people. But I don't have their numbers.
JV: I also don't have.
Ted: Me too. I don't have any of their numbers. Can we press the bell now??
JV: No la, press bell like very dramatic leh... I'll try to call Lisa, see if she has their numbers.
Ted: Ok lor. But she went out for lunch edi.
JV: Hello, Lisa, do you have Don's phone number?
Lisa: No leh.. Why ah?
JV: Oh, because we are trapped in the lift.
Lisa: Har?! Really ah?!
JV: Yes! Yes! Really..
Ted: YES LAA!! HE IS NOT KIDDING!!!!
Lisa: I have Kavitha's number though, you can try to call her for help.
JV: Ok, you SMS me her number.
Ted: HELP!!!! Call the army, navy, airforce!! I don't care!! Blow this door open!!! Let me out of here!!! I don't give a damn even if you need to call the Prime Minister here to open the door for me!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

*Saw Sharon walking by through the glass windows on the elevator doors. Ted knocks on the window, waves at Sharon.

Ted: SHARON!! SHARON!!! WE ARE STUCKED IN THE LIFT!!!

*Sharon walks pass heading to the stairs.

Ted: Hey! You are supposed to stop and help! Not go to the stairs!!
JV & KP: HAHA...
Ted: I need to breathe.. In.. Out... In.. Out... K, it's not working, HELP!!!!!!!

*Saw velani walking outside.

Ted: Can we press the bell now?
JV: Isn't that Velani? Yea it is her.
Ted: VELANI!!! IN HERE!!! HELP!!!!

*Velani walks pass up the stairs

Ted: KANASAI!!! They are supposed to stop, not go to the stairs!!!
KP: Hahaha..
Ted: Can we press the bell now?

*Cleaner, pressed the bells.

Speaker: Hello, is there a problem?
KP: Yea, we are trapped in the lift.
Speaker: You are trapped in the lift?
KP: Yes.
Ted: How many times do you want us to say that??? Send help laa!!
Speaker: A moment please.
Ted: Can put us on hold one ah?
Speaker: Somebody is on the way to check it out.
KP: Thanks.

*waited for 5 min.

Ted: How come nobody come wan?
JV: They are taking their sweet time.
Ted: Don't tell me they went for lunch first.
JV+KP: Hahaha...

*WangCheng & Zhouwei are walking towards the lift, Ted starts to wave to them. THEY SAW US. They tried to pressed the buttons outside, but no response and signal that they were going up to call help.

Ted: Ok, at least somebody stopped and tried to help!!

*Cleaner seems fed-up standing in the lift, he try to force the door open!!! And it really opened!! So, we happily walked out.


Ted: Gosh, now we have to walk up to the 4th Floor, we are really 'black', the lift broke down the moment we walked in!!
JV: We should buy 4D, sure get wan!!!
Ted+KP: Hahaha...

So, that was the first experience I had being trapped in a lift. It was real hot in there... No fun at all!!! I'm not taking the lift in Singapore again!

14 comments:

TNH said...

wow..this is a precious experience..But really strange for the speaker,the bell is made for help but still hold you guys..

Teddy said...

TNH

yea, funny hor, i tot press bell liao, they will rush there...

but then we got out and left liao they oso belum sampai! hahha

ley said...

Haha! I got this kind of experience too. Once only, and once is enough. I think I got minor claustrophobia lo. Haha!

Teddy said...

Ley

hahaha u too!!! cool ... hhahaha...

u got claustrophobia ah?

hmm.. wat a pity no girl trap inside with me, all guys.. no fun wan..

Keiichi Arakazu said...

baka mitai... dun tell me you really panicked like a girl inside the lift... there was a case where a guy who was trapped inside a lift for a couple of days buut still managed to keep his cool. ted like a girl.

as a member of the civil defense force, i am utterly disappointed.

Teddy said...

MJ

no, i didnt panic.. it was rather funny actually...

n y r u in civil defense when u r supposed to be in NS? or r they the same?

H.S. said...

H.S. : Luckily, the rope of elevator is not cut off suddenly.
If yes, we won't see you to write this post.

Teddy: H.S, I didn't panic at all...How you can say like that!!! KANASAI la U!!!! hehe....



Label: Fun

Lolz...

Teddy said...

HS

HS!!!!!
rawrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!


hahahaha.. u curse me ah?!bad guy!!
naughty guy!!
hahahaha
but funny la wat u said. hehehe

Keiichi Arakazu said...

i'm serving my NS in the Civil Defense Force.

SCDF saves lives and property, but we really hate saving annoying, panicky, whiny, screaming etc etc people... regardless, we still save them because it's our job. if we dun do it, we can get charged. lol

Teddy said...

MJ

sounds cool...
have u seen dead ppl yet.?

-pcbon- said...

haha i was trapped in a lift b4 too..
it was me who forced the lift door open
kakakaka

Teddy said...

-pcbon-

wow!! cool!! hehhe...
ur aparment lift ah? hehehe...luckily the lift didnt go halfway then stop, if not, u open the door oso useless, coz u will c the wall only....haha...

-pcbon- said...

lol ya i was so afraid that the lift will suddenly go down while i was moving out of the "forced opened lift door''
or else i might died v ugly..

Teddy said...

pcbon

u made it sound like Final Destination 2, the lady head was in the lift but body outside then the lift moved.. then her head dropped inside the life, n the lift go up, but the body was left outside... so scary...