某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Friday, January 30, 2009

Response to -pcbon- on Yes Man

- p c b o n - said...
Jim Carey is a funny guy?
yes~!

January 30, 2009 1:42:00 PM MYT

YES MAN

To >>- p c b o n -

Do I want to wrestle you?
- Yes

Do I want to beat you up?
- Yes

Do I want to kick your ass?
- Yes

Do I want to choke slam you?
- Yes

Do I want to use sharp-shooter on you?
- Yes

Do I want to use sleeper-hold on you until you black-out?
- Yes

Do I want to give you a German-suplex?
- Yes

Do I want to give you RKO?
- Yes

Do I want to give you a DDT?
- Yes

Do I want to give you an Angle-Slam?
- Yes

Do I want to use Brock Lesnar's F5 on you?
- Yes

Do I want to give you 10 low blows?
- Yes

Do I want to Jackknife you?
- Hell Yea!!!!