某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Monday, March 16, 2009

What do to in an emergency like this?

You are in deep shit like the photo below:


You were tied up by crooks on a tree in Africa, with a candle burning the rope on one end and there is a lion waiting for you to drop down to become its lunch, so what can you do to save yourself?






























Sing a Happy Birthday song? Then the lion will blow of the candle, and you will be safe for now.. Hehe... I know I know, lame joke from the spammail! hahaha..

1 comments:

-pcbon- said...

but you wanna hang up on the tree until when???