某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Friday, April 10, 2009

Stupid Mothers!!!

I went down to JB today and I was so unfortunate yet lucky to have bumped into some very stupid people!!!

1. While driving down to JB, the road was rather clear while the other, heading in the opposite direction was rather busy due to many slow moving lorries. Unfortunately, when I was cruising along the road down to JB, there was this purple color Honda City on the opposite road which suddenly drove out from the back of the Causeway Link bus to overtake it. The problem is I was just about 100 metres away from him at that time, causing me to evade to the left, ending up at the side of the road while he continues to drive on. Luckily, I avoided a head-on collision with that BABI wearing red Baju Melayu with Songkok and a ugly misai and black sunglasses!!

2. After buying everything that I need from PC-Fair, I went over to Jusco hoping to meet up with my BabyDan, but due to rain, he couldn't make it. Anyway, after walking around in Jusco and doing a little shopping for titbits, I decided to leave. On my way out of the basement parking, unfortunately, a stupid mother carrying a 2 year old baby intelligently dashed out into the middle of the road forcing me to brake suddenly!! Then she took two steps back onto the middle line between the two lanes. I don't understand her!! If she had just taken two steps forward rather than backwards, she would have successfully cross the road rather then ending up in the middle of the road again where cars are moving. Damn stupid la this Chinese mother!! Don't know how to take care of her child!!! Luckily, I did not hit her baby... and her also... (I'm not that cruel)...

3. Later, I reached the junction to go up to the open-air parking of Jusco (since I need to use the exit there rather than those in the basement), I signalled to turn into the junction and unfortunately, an idiotic fat ass woman holding her child's hand just crossed the road with her fat ass husband at the point I was turning into the junction. I honk her and her stupid husband who was bloody oblivious that there was a car coming as they didn't look before crossing with their (maybe) 5 year old child. Luckily, I did not drive over their child and hit their fat asses to Holland!! I have a strong sense that their child may just die from crossing the road in the future just like that advertisement on TV where the child walks across the road blindfolded without looking, just because his parents don't know how to teach him how to cross the road when he was still young.

Due to these two stupid mothers who cannot take care of their children, hence you see my title dedicated to them!!

2 comments:

Malaria Max said...

woaha! You were a walking accident magnet today. Glad nothing happened tho.

Teddy said...

Alven

ya lo... hahaha... so much for Good Friday!!! hahahaha...