某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Friday, May 8, 2009

Malaysians Should Really Improve Our English!!!

X "You are not Singaporean right?"

Ted "Of course not!! I don't want to be a Singaporean.. Why?"

X "You are Malaysian hor... But how come you don't sound like Malaysian wan?"

Ted "Har? What you mean?"

X "Malaysian's English got some sort of slang wan.. But you don't have"

Ted "Since when Malaysian's English has a slang? I didn't notice that at all.."

X "Got laa, it's totally different from the way you talk"

From the above conversation, it is obvious how others are looking down at our English. I'm not saying our English are that bad, but then it's not really good either.. So, we should really try to improve our language capabilities to avoid being look down at... I really can't take all these nonsense about Singaporean looking down at Malaysians anymore.. So pek chek! hahaha... Malaysian Jia You!!!

4 comments:

NaughtyOne said...

of cuz not the same la..
singapore lang use phua chu kang english style ma..
malaysia ppl use manglish ma.. malaysian style bebeh!

Teddy said...

Naughtone
some wat agree wif u hahahaha...

Dosz said...

singaporeans also got their singlish what. never underestimate us malaysians laa

Teddy said...

Dosz
hahaha... yea yea, we have our own uniqueness... hehe...