Doctor: “Just press on this for 5 minutes”
Ted: “Ok...”
Doctor: “Isn’t it amazing how our body works? There’s a mechanism in place that will prevent excessive bleeding which will cause death. Do you know how it works?”
Ted: “Roughly, the platelets causes coagulation”
Doctor: “Yes, the platelets stops the bleeding. Even if you cut your main arteries, the vessels will go into spasm. Everything will be so tight that the blood can’t flow.”
Ted: “Oh I see..”
Doctor: “Yes, that’s why it is so stupid if you cut your wrist. Do you think it is easy to die that way? The blood won’t flow fast enough. You will need like 18 hours before you lose enough blood to die. Unless if you sit in a hot tub to keep your entire body relax..”
Ted: “Hmm.. Ok, next time I will jump off the building then...”
Doctor: “Haha...”
Isabelle: “Wei... You don’t simply say lor, my friend jump off 9 storeys, and he is still alive without much injury, this kind of thing very hard to say wan...”
Ted: “Har?! Why did he jump off the building??”
Isabelle: “Oh! I’m not very sure also, he was quarreling with the girlfriend, then he just somehow couldn’t take it, feel very frustrated, then he just jump off in front of her, no warning no nothing, just jump... Hahaha.. but he didn’t die, fully recovered..”
Ted: “Ok... I guess everyone in the world must start thinking of a new way to die... Hahaha”
Moral of the story: If you want to kill yourself, don’t cut your wrist, it’s painful and takes too long! LOL~~ Just kidding... The real moral of the story is – if it’s not your time, you will not die no matter what you do... Hehe... Even then, please try to refrain yourself from trying to kill yourself... Hahaha...
Related links:
- I lost 50 ml of blood & blood group personality test
Ted: “Ok...”
Doctor: “Isn’t it amazing how our body works? There’s a mechanism in place that will prevent excessive bleeding which will cause death. Do you know how it works?”
Ted: “Roughly, the platelets causes coagulation”
Doctor: “Yes, the platelets stops the bleeding. Even if you cut your main arteries, the vessels will go into spasm. Everything will be so tight that the blood can’t flow.”
Ted: “Oh I see..”
Doctor: “Yes, that’s why it is so stupid if you cut your wrist. Do you think it is easy to die that way? The blood won’t flow fast enough. You will need like 18 hours before you lose enough blood to die. Unless if you sit in a hot tub to keep your entire body relax..”
Ted: “Hmm.. Ok, next time I will jump off the building then...”
Doctor: “Haha...”
Isabelle: “Wei... You don’t simply say lor, my friend jump off 9 storeys, and he is still alive without much injury, this kind of thing very hard to say wan...”
Ted: “Har?! Why did he jump off the building??”
Isabelle: “Oh! I’m not very sure also, he was quarreling with the girlfriend, then he just somehow couldn’t take it, feel very frustrated, then he just jump off in front of her, no warning no nothing, just jump... Hahaha.. but he didn’t die, fully recovered..”
Ted: “Ok... I guess everyone in the world must start thinking of a new way to die... Hahaha”
Moral of the story: If you want to kill yourself, don’t cut your wrist, it’s painful and takes too long! LOL~~ Just kidding... The real moral of the story is – if it’s not your time, you will not die no matter what you do... Hehe... Even then, please try to refrain yourself from trying to kill yourself... Hahaha...
Related links:
- I lost 50 ml of blood & blood group personality test
2 comments:
very true. if it's ur time, u will go, if not... will still be alive.
Renaye
hehe, yup.. dats the chinese belief lor...
wana die oso hard! hahaha
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