某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Thursday, July 16, 2009

My Medical Conditions - Shocking!!

When I went to the doctor, he looked at me and asked me what was wrong. So I described to him that I had a fever, maculopapular rashes around the eyes which spread everywhere, cough, sore throat, conjunctivitis & coryza, all which leads to measles or the mobillivirus.

He agreed that I've all the symptoms, but also said that it is impossible as I should have been vaccinated as a child. So, what do I have?? The answer is, he also don't know. He started to interrogate about possible adverse drug reaction; which was impossible as I'm not under medication. Then he wanted me to tell him exactly which symptoms came first and what happened then. Even after 30 min of interrogation, and checking my temperature, my major lymph nodes, he still could not pin point the problem. So, he decided to send me for a full blood count.

Which i did, then I saw the report, written at the bottom "8% Atypical Mononucleocytes". Which ermmm sound not too good. Hahaha... Then the doctor looked at the report and say, it's EBV... in order words, Infectious Mononucleosis Syndrome!!!

EBV?!?!?! That's a name I thought I would only hear in my textbooks!! For God's Sake!!! How the hell did I get this thing in my blood?!?! Epstein Barr Virus... Holy Shit!!!

I seriously couldn't believe it. I know many people do research in this virus. And I know it's one thing we learn in our textbooks! But, oh come on!!!!! INFECTING ME?!!?!?! LOL~~~ Unbelievable!!!! Should really go buy TOTO!! hehe..

Anyway, my entire body is feeling the full effects of it now, if you look at me. You can see it so obviously. But anyway, at least I finally found out what is affecting me.. hehe

Related link:
- 皮肤比哥哥的还多豆豆!

4 comments:

ZhuoHui said...

is it possible to recover? how? seems serious are you. hope you recover very soon~

Teddy said...

Zhuohui

I've recovered! No problem edi.. hehe.. thanks for ur concern...

ZhuoHui said...

that's great! hope you happy & healthy always yeah~

Teddy said...

Zhuohui

thanks.. u take care too