某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Monday, September 28, 2009

Singapore Boys Fight Like Sissy

They took off their shirt showing off their physique,
Ready to settle the problem like a mano to mano,
BUT THEN!!!
They seemed to be playing touch touch instead in the end?!?!

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