某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Monday, September 28, 2009

Singapore Boys Fight Like Sissy

They took off their shirt showing off their physique,
Ready to settle the problem like a mano to mano,
BUT THEN!!!
They seemed to be playing touch touch instead in the end?!?!

o_O|||

Sunday, September 27, 2009

S'pore auntie cat fight on bus!!

Two Singapore auntie cat-fight on bus!! Hehehe...

Saturday, September 26, 2009

心计

去到那岛上,
遇见了各式各样的人,
心计重的更是不少,
最近又发现了一个,
我从开始都不喜欢他,
觉得他不可靠,
最后终于被真实我的感觉是对的,
他的心计很重,很利害利用别人。

他毕业时和自己的教授说想在她门下继续读硕士学位,
但是从毕业到开课的时间有七个月那么久,
所以他就要求教授聘请他当助理。

奇怪的是我们都有听他说过他不喜欢自己的祖国,
不想回去,
比较喜欢新加坡,
但他也不喜欢继续在岛上读书,
比较喜欢西方的大学,
那么他为何和教授说想留下来读书呢?

D和我想了很久,
最后就有了个理论:

(一)他不喜欢自己的祖国斯里兰卡,
所以想留在岛上,
但他必须有永久居民证,
可是要申请永久居民证就得先找到份工作,
所以自己的教授最好下手,
利用‘想读硕士’要求她聘请他。

(二)他曾说过他喜欢西方大学,
但要去那儿读不容易,
必须要刊登过一些科学报告才可以申请,
教授本来就想在年底刊登一份报考,
所以他若留下,
就有机会要求教授把他的名字也放进报告里。

第一次申硕士学位的截止日期是五月,
教授问他有没有申请,
他就说过了截至日期,
不能申请,
教授就打了几通电话给科系主任要求让这斯里兰卡人申请,
要求了几次,而且还吵了起来,
那主任终于允许他申请读硕士,
但是他就说想先做工申请永久居民证,
因为奖学金会因他是永久居民而增加几百块钱,
教授就决定聘请他当助理。

过后教授就一直在提醒他不要忘了第二个截至日期,
前两个月教授问他是否申请了,
他就说需要两份推见书,
教授就准备给他,
也要求另一位教授帮他写。

上个月教授又问到底申请了没?
因为她完全没收到任何通知她有关学生申请读硕士的讯息,
他就说应该是在处理程序中吧,
前天教授又问到底申请了没?
他就说其实没有申请!!

我的天!!那么这几个月都是在撒谎呀?
两位教授的推见书去了哪儿?用在哪儿?
这斯里兰卡人的心计实在是好重哦!!

我和D从开始就觉得他很会利用人,
所以都没有和他说话,
原来我们的感觉是对的。。

Friday, September 25, 2009

Road Accidents Live on Cam

I just noticed that motorbike accidents are normally due to the motorcyclist being TIDUR!!!! hahaha.. the car and bus not moving yet they still drive into it!!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

黄蓉姐姐唱的:孤單北半球

看着电话簿里的名字,
发现到心里关心的朋友大多都已经在很遥远的地方去了,
日本,芬兰,伦敦,德国,澳洲,美国,
即使是在大马的也是在北马或东马地区,
要见面的机会不多,
真的有点儿想你们,
ok啦,是很想你们啦!!哈哈。。。
献给你们这首由我黄蓉姐姐翻唱的‘孤單北半球’。。

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

谁能帮我念这段话?

谁能帮我从头念到尾,而且要快,也要准,一字不漏,我就请他/她吃绿茶雪糕。哦对了,要录下来给我噢!!

马超出操操场操马喂马吃马草马妈妈超操心炒炒码面喂马超吃马超不吃炒码面在操场出马操吵马妈妈别炒炒码面马妈妈不爽操起炒码面骂操场出马操的马超去吃马草不知道是操场出马操的马超吵了炒炒码面的马妈妈她喂马吃了炒码面还是操炒码面的马妈妈骂操场出马操的马超他的操马超吵而喂马超吃了马草

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Path to Wisdom - Master Yoda

“The path to wisdom is easy for those not blinded by themselves”
Master Yoda

No matter who we are, we all have a common aim in life which is to seek wisdom in the field of our interest. The type of wisdom is limitless, from the widest of all: The Wisdom of Life i.e. understanding the true meaning of life and how to live it; to specialized wisdom for e.g. The Art of Education which encompasses the true meaning of education.

There are many ways of which people take to seek and obtain such wisdom. We attend school, we read, we listen, we ask, we observe, we do, we think, all just to get the wisdom we want so much. Some succeed, some fail. Some thought they have achieved the wisdom which they seek yet in reality they achieved nothing.

The path to wisdom isn’t hard actually, but it is undeniable that there are many obstacles along the journey. Many of these obstacles are contributed by others and the environment. But the major obstacle of all is nothing else but ourselves. Most of us when believed in something will have a hard time in believing in something new.

Why is it so hard for us to accept something new? One reason maybe that the new idea is something which does not benefit us. Even if it is the right thing, but since it doesn’t benefit us, hence subconsciously we try hard to reject the idea. It is a sad fact that many people in this world are self-centered. They will only do things which will make their own lives easy even in the expense of others.

The second reason is ego. Many people have this very strong ego inside them which they are not aware of and even when pointed out by others, they will not admit it. This ego will always drive these people to think that whatever they have known, they have practice, they have said are true and correct to the alphabets. They will never accept the notion that their idea is flawed. They want to be the person which is always correct. They believe that they, themselves are the benchmark which others should strive to achieve.

This is what Master Yoda is trying to advise us all: Not to be blinded by ourselves in our journey of seeking wisdom. Most of the time, it is not the environment or the other people which make our lives difficult, but ourselves. Hence, arise saying “Our worst enemy is often ourselves”.

Master Jedi Teddy

Monday, September 21, 2009

镜子

昨天看了三部魔术演出,
魔术主体是‘镜子’。

看着房里的那面镜子,
你会看见什么?
自己吗?
没错,就是自己。
但是,不限于自己,
反而是我们现实的整个世界,
只要是镜子能照到的,
它就能显示在镜子里。

这么一想,
能不能说镜子里面本身就是另一个世界呢?
只是我们进不去,
镜子里的也出不来。

想着想着,
会不会有种毛骨悚然的感觉?
如果说,镜子里本身是另一个世界,
那么里面也可能会有它自己的人物,
只是我们没看见而已。

当你在冲凉或刷牙时,
不妨仔细看一看镜子里的世界,
看一看是否会看见有什么东西是在镜子里找得到,
却在你现实生活的世界里却没有的东西,
比如说,
你看见有人在你身后,
但在现实世界却没有,
或是杯里有另一支牙刷,
但在你手握的杯里却没有,
你觉得,
感觉会如何?

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Cleaner Makcik

Recently, I've just heard that the previous cleaner uncle had fell down in his home and will have to go for surgery on his leg. Hope he gets well soon. Now there is a new Malay cleaner makcik replacing him.

Ted: "Eh makcik, knape makcik duk kat sini?"

Makcik: "Makcik tak suke duduk kat bilik bawah tu, mereka banyak mulut laa"

Ted: "Ye ke.. Ape yang dorg bising tu?"

Makcik: "Ala... Makcik kan tak puase, mereka nampak makcik makan, mereka cakap gini, cakap gitu laa, susah betul.. orang kat sini memang macam ni, banyak mulut.."

Ted: "A'ah, kat sini memang macam ni makcik, diorang tak cakap kat depan, tapi kat belakang, ntah pa pe diorang citer.."

Makcik: "Kalo makcik ade suami ade anak kan, makcik tak keje dah, makcik tak suke orang orang cam ni.. kite nak cari makan je, tapi diorang buat kite susah"

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This is the hardship an old cleaner lady has to face everyday. Not the physical challenges of her work to sweep and mop the floor, to clear the dustbins in the entire block, and also those at the road side, but the true challenges are the words from the mouth of those people who speak of her. I saw her picking up rotten food and spoiled drinks left around the dustbin with her bear hands. It was painful to see her doing such work. It is even worse to know that she has to endure the hurtful words of the surrounding people.

Not everybody has to fast. If there are medical conditions or due to physical work requirements, they can choose to not fast. There is not reason why people should be pointing fingers at her and accusing her.

This is the cruelty of the world: Words of the Mouth. Just because you have a creative and wild imagination, that doesn't mean you have the right to simply make accusations to insult others.

I understand her feelings as I've been accused of many things before by people around me and the worst are the accusations from friends.

Sigh.. But what can we do?? We can just explain if people are willing to listen. If not, then we will just have to absorb the impact of the accusations and insults and become the evil person others think we are...

KYi's Room Design

Haha... Just saw kYi's room design via webcam...

Hmm.. Frankly, I kinda like his room! Hahaha.. Design in nice. Somemore got a view outside. But can't see coz its dark.

Yes yes, it's 3.21am in the morning.

I accidentally fell asleep on the sofa at 1030pm just now, then woke up about 1 something. Now can sleep pulak!

sienz..

tmr morning going to be very sleepy liao... I mean later today, since it's technically already morning.. hehe..
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Oh ya, sent out the article to the magazine already. So, happy!! wooo~ ahahaha... btw, it's a 22 page article.. hahahaha... dun worry, it's not all words, got diagram n tables.. hahaha....

I've wrote another article too, but I cannot send until i get permission from a girl since I wrote her name in it, since she n her mum were the ones who gave me the idea of the article.. I dun like taking credit for something not originally mine.. hehe.. just like writing a blog, i oways acknowledge where i got the idea from, from whose blog article which inspired me to write something.. haha...

hope to get her reply b4 deadline, if not, then i shall have to modify the article abit liao, but it wont sound nice then.. hmmmm

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

"I wana go lunch"

Ted: "How come can't dissolve wan this thing?! So weird.."

F: "How come so weird wan u? I prepare can dissolve leh last time."

Ted: "I oso have no idea, I tried heating up but won't dissolve oso, y ah?"

F: "Shud b able to dissolve wan"

Ted: "She needs it urgently, since u kno how to prepare, can u prepare some for her now?"

F: "OH! I wan to go lunch now" *Walked away with accelerated speed*

Ted: o_O|||

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BAKA!!!! So pandai talk! Say wat last time got prepare b4, can dissolve n wat. But then when ask him to help prepare, he terus walk away wor!!!

LOL~~~

So, ladies n gentlemen, wat is the moral of the story??

The moral value is "If u nid to get something done, do it urself!!" LOL~~~

Anyway, I figure out how to dissolve the solution edi.

But anyway, I'm not close to F(meaning he is not my friend, I just know him dats all), so it's normal that he ain't very helpful to me or in fact to anyone, coz he treats everybody the same way. Very selfish.

Come to think of it, even among people whom I take as friends, there r also such inconsiderate n selfish ppl. Only when they r 'free' then they will layan u, if not, they reli malas layan u. They often think that it is necessary for u to do things for them, and they take it for granted. But when u ask them to do something, they can seldom get it done right, most of the time they even forget everything about it!!!

Hehe.. This is life... U will often come across inconsiderate & selfish ppl, even though to u they maybe ur closefren, yet to them, it's all about wat benefits them...

Sick right?! But wat to do... nvm laa... sendiri jaga sendiri is the best option i guess.. Anyway, my cousin told me to jaga diri sendiri lagi baik, dun waste too much time helping others. Becoz it aint worth it!! Ppl will nvr acknowledge it.

Sometimes, it isnt about us, wanting others to acknowledge something we've done for them, but some appreciation won't hurt rite?! hahaha..

Ok la, going off liao... hmm... tonite going to sleep late...

-Feel like going back KL to see my friends leh- Missed u guys/gals lots!!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

星座 - 解读

最会撒娇:巨蟹座 双鱼座 狮子座 白羊座 射手座 金牛座 处女座 天秤座 魔羯座 水瓶座 双子座 天蝎座

最想结婚:巨蟹座 双鱼座 处女座 金牛座 魔羯座 狮子座 天蝎座 射手座 天秤座 双子座 白羊座 水瓶座

最负责任:处女座 魔羯座 天蝎座 金牛座 狮子座 巨蟹座 双鱼座 白羊座 天秤座 水瓶座 射手座 双子座

最易爽约:双子座 天秤座 狮子座 白羊座 水瓶座 双鱼座 巨蟹座 金牛座 射手座 天羯座 魔羯座 处女座

最佳情夫:双子座 射手座 天蝎座 狮子座 天秤座 双鱼座 金牛座 水瓶座 巨蟹座 魔羯座 白羊座 处女座

最佳情妇:天蝎座 双鱼座 双子座 水瓶座 射手座 处女座 狮子座 魔羯座 巨蟹座 天秤座 白羊座 金牛座

最佳情人:双鱼座 天蝎座 巨蟹座 天秤座 双子座 金牛座 狮子座 处女座 射手座 水瓶座 白羊座 魔羯座

最黏情人:巨蟹座 处女座 双鱼座 天蝎座 金牛座 白羊座 狮子座 魔羯座 水瓶座 双子座 天秤座 射手座

最擅长追女友:白羊座 狮子座 天蝎座 魔羯座 金牛座 射手座 巨蟹座 处女座 天秤座 双子座 水瓶座 双鱼座

最容易意乱情迷:白羊座 狮子座 射手座 双鱼座 天秤座 双子座 巨蟹座 处女座 天蝎座 金牛座 魔羯座 水瓶座

最竭尽心力对你:双鱼座 天蝎座 狮子座 巨蟹座 金牛座 白羊座 射手座 魔羯座 处女座 天秤座 双子座 水瓶座

谁追求攻势最强:白羊座 狮子座 射手座 麽羯座 金牛座 双鱼座 双子座 巨蟹座 天蝎座 水瓶座 处女座 天秤座

最容易坠入情网:白羊座 狮子座 射手座 双鱼座 天秤座 双子座 巨蟹座 处女座 天蝎座 金牛座 麽羯座 水瓶座

最容易喜新厌旧:射手座 白羊座 狮子座 天秤座 水瓶座 金牛座 双鱼座 双子座 天蝎座 巨蟹座 处女座 麽羯座

最会保护女朋友:天蝎座 麽羯座 巨蟹座 白羊座 金牛座 狮子座 处女座 双鱼座 天秤座 双子座 水瓶座 射手座

最有情调的情人:双鱼座 天秤座 双子座 天蝎座 水瓶座 射手座 巨蟹座 处女座 白羊座 狮子座 金牛座 麽羯座

最容易情人眼里出西施:双鱼座 狮子座 天蝎座 白羊座 金牛座 巨蟹座 射手座 双子座 天秤座 水瓶座 魔羯座 处女座

最易追求难追的女孩:狮子座 处女座 魔羯座 水瓶座 射手座 天秤座 白羊座 金牛座 巨蟹座 天蝎座 双子座 双鱼座

最不会拒绝女孩追求:双鱼座 狮子座 白羊座 巨蟹座 处女座 双子座 水瓶座 天秤座 金牛座 射手座 魔羯座 天蝎座

最易陷入爱情的泥沼:天蝎座 双鱼座 巨蟹座 白羊座 狮子座 魔羯座 射手座 水瓶座 天秤座 双子座 处女座 金牛座

最容易吃醋的情人:天蝎座 处女座 金牛座 狮子座 巨蟹座 白羊座 双鱼座 魔羯座 双子座 天秤座 水瓶座 射手座

电话簿女生电话最多 :魔羯座 双鱼座 白羊座 射手座 处女座 水瓶座 巨蟹座 狮子座 天蝎座 天秤座 金牛座 双子座

星座男孩深情排行榜 :巨蟹座 金牛座 双鱼座 狮子座 处女座 天蝎座 魔羯座 白羊座 射手座 天秤座 水瓶座 双子座

谁最爱参加交友活动 :天秤座 狮子座 水瓶座 双鱼座 处女座 金牛座 巨蟹座 白羊座 魔羯座 射手座 天蝎座 双子座

:双鱼座 狮子座 天秤座 白羊座 水瓶座 处女座 巨蟹座 金牛座 天蝎座 射手座 双子座 魔羯座

:金牛座 天蝎座 白羊座 双鱼座 巨蟹座 狮子座 魔羯座 射手座 处女座 双子座 天秤座 水瓶座

:巨蟹座 金牛座 双鱼座 狮子座 处女座 天蝎座 魔羯座 白羊座 射手座 天秤座 水瓶座 双子座

最注重外表:处女座 金牛座 天秤座 双鱼座 水瓶座 白羊座 狮子座 天蝎座 射手座 巨蟹座 魔羯座 双子座

最重视朋友:双子座 射手座 处女座 双鱼座 白羊座 狮子座 天秤座 水瓶座 金牛座 巨蟹座 天蝎座 魔羯座

最容易受诱惑:双鱼座 金牛座 双子座 射手座 巨蟹座 白羊座 天秤座 处女座 狮子座 天蝎座 水瓶座 魔羯座

最欢集体出游:天秤座 狮子座 水瓶座 双鱼座 处女座 金牛座 巨蟹座 白羊座

最重视特殊日子:处女座狮子座 双鱼座 天蝎座 魔羯座 金牛座 巨蟹座 双子座 天秤座 水瓶座 白羊座 射手座


最美丽: 1.天秤 2.水秤 3.双子

最佳太太 :金牛座

最博学: 1.金牛 2.处女 3.狮子

最佳母亲 :巨蟹座

最富有: 1.山羊 2.天秤 3.天蝎

最佳保姆 :双鱼座

最专一: 1.金牛 2.天蝎 3.巨蟹

最佳杀手 :天蝎座

最活泼: 1.白羊 2.水瓶 3.射手

最佳丈夫 :金牛座

最爱洁: 1.处女 2.天秤 3.魔羯

最佳父亲 :狮子座

最贪吃: 1.金牛 2.天秤 3.巨蟹

最佳法官 :天秤座

最贪玩: 1.水瓶 2.白羊 3.射手

最佳生意人:白羊座

最懒惰: 1.天秤 2.金牛 3.巨蟹

最佳推销员:双子座

最自大: 1.狮子 2.白羊 3.天蝎

最佳清洁员:处女座

最佳厨师 :金牛座,天秤座

最佳科学家:水瓶座

最佳运动员:射手座

最容易嫉妒: 1.金牛座 2.天蝎座 3.处女座 4.射手座 5.白羊座

愿望最容易实现:1.水瓶座 2.白羊座 3.双鱼座 4.狮子座 5.双子座

最佳组合: 1. 天秤 + 狮子 2. 金牛 + 巨蟹 3. 双子 + 水瓶

容易嫉妒 : 1.金牛座 2.天蝎座 3.处女座 4.射手座 5.白羊座

星座最怕

水瓶座 最怕没有心灵自由
双鱼座 最怕现实压力
白羊座 最怕输给别人,怕失败,怕无聊
金牛座 最怕改变,怕饿
双子座 最怕落伍,怕别人有自已没有
巨蟹座 最怕没安全感
狮子座 最怕没面子
处女座 最怕犯错,怕被批评
天秤座 最怕孤单,怕没朋友
天蝎座 最怕别人背叛他,怕没权威
射手座 最怕失去行动自由,怕被叮咛
魔羯座 最怕没钱,怕出糗,怕面子没地方挂

最受男生欢迎的女生
1.天秤座:你的美貌和成熟的举动很能吸引异性
2.双鱼座:你会散发无依感,旁人会不由自主地想保护你
3.射手座:他们认为和你很好相处,因此你很受男孩子欢迎
4.水瓶座:你很会打扮,反应又快,因而受到他们的爱戴
5.双子座:风趣的言谈和爽朗的形象是你受欢迎的原因
6.处女座:你清纯的气质很能打动男孩的心
7.金牛座:你稳重温和的个性很受欢迎,就是缺少点女人味
8.巨蟹座:爱撒娇使你大受欢迎,但是你却不懂察言观色
9.牡羊座:你缺少女人味,活力太过充沛使男孩对你退避三舍
10.狮子座:高傲的你令男孩子望而却步,怕将来被你骑在头上
11.天蝎座:你浑身散发的神秘气息,让男孩子觉得你难以接近
12.魔羯座:你冷酷又我行我素,让他们觉得向你示好就会被你轻视

谁最容易成为爱情奴隶

1-天蝎座
对於爱情,最令人无法想像的是其直接又热烈的专一感情,堪称12星座之最!如果可能的话,相信蝎子们会不惜掏出自己的心肺,只为了搏君一笑,所以啦!第一名非君莫属罗.

2-巨蟹座
敏感又谨慎的螃蟹啊!虽然可能会谈过不少恋爱,但在其内心深处,永远只会有一位最初也是最终的恋人,只要爱上了,就会全心全意的尊重与服从,并献上所有的赤诚,故荣登第二名宝座.

3-双鱼座
双鱼的浪漫与善解人意是有口皆碑的,而且非常在意恋人所有大大小小的事情,

使恋人做了或说了她不喜欢的事,也不会加以反搏或恶言相向;乖乖地当条鱼,随著恋人这条河到天涯海角,才是她心中的梦想喔.

4-金牛座
虽然有一副牛脾气,但却是一个超级恋家狂,母性本能更是强烈,基本上,只要不惹火金牛,平时可是相当顺从的喔!为了爱情,专情的金牛可以放弃一切所有,只为了与心爱的人共组一个充满温情的家.

5-魔羯座
有原则但心肠太软,一但谈起恋爱更是热情如火,魔羯看上的人实在很幸运,凡事以恋人为中心,无怨无悔的服伺著对方,让恋人无後顾之忧,这种把情人的事当做自己事的精神,真是无人可及喔.


各项第一名

白羊座:冲动第一名,做事后悔第一名,火气大第一名,大胆第一名,敢爱敢恨第一名.

金牛座:稳重第一名,节检第一名,贪财第一名,可靠第一名,吃苦耐劳第一名.


双子座:八卦第一名,聪慧第一名,crazy第一名,幽默第一名,多话第一名.

巨蟹座:体贴第一名,爱吃第一名,爱家第一名,孝顺第一名,多愁善感第一名.

狮子座:自信第一名,爱现第一名,要面子第一名,品味第一名,风度第一名.

处女座:细心第一名,挑剃第一名,爱干净第一名,小题大做第一名,吃醋第一名.

天秤座:爱美第一名,犹豫第一名,懒惰第一名,善辩第一名,公正第一名.

天蝎座:痴情第一名,扮酷第一名,魅力第一名,冷冰冰第一名,理智第一名.

射手座:贪玩第一名,糊涂第一名,可爱第一名,勇于尝试第一名,心无城府第一名.

天羯座:严肃第一名,镇定第一名,忍耐第一名,认真第一名,保守第一.

水瓶座:好奇第一名,好学第一名,创意第一名,另类第一名,创造奇迹第一名.

双鱼座:心软第一名,敏感第一名,多疑第一名,爱作梦第一名,胡思乱第一名.

PS: 我是金牛座,如果不介意,就留言告诉我你是什么星座吧。。谢。。。

Monday, September 14, 2009

Liars are not friends

The previous post "Did you or did you not lie to me?" was inspired by one of the series of Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Animated Series).

In one of the episodes, the story was talking about how Count Dooku was able to know every single move taken by the Master Jedi Obi-wan & Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker when they were planning an attack on the droid armies.

Unfortunately, due to the leak of military plans. Their position during the attack was compromised leading to a counterattack by the droid armies which caused the death of many clone soldiers.

It was unbelievable to the clone armies that the traitor was actually one of the clone sergeant called Slick. As you might have known, all the clone armies are manufactured from the same person, and hence they all have the same genetic make up. Even though they grew up in a tube or machine, but they are basically like hundreds of thousands of identical twins. They are all brothers. They are supposed to trust each other with their lives.

But how could one of them, had a different thought from the rest? So different that he was willing to betray his brothers (millions of twins) leading them to their deaths?

The clone army wonder how could they believe in the traitor anymore since he lied, because all of his actions after that was questionable.

What do you think? If somebody lied to you, will you ever be able to believe in the person anymore? Can you?

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Did you or did you not lie to me?

You! Yes, I mean you.. You know I'm referring to you and no one else. Don't act dumb!!

I want to ask you a question which I hope you have the decency of answering it honestly. Anyway, if we are friends, then you should have at least the courtesy to just tell me the truth when I ask. There is nothing to lose at all for me and also you if we tell the truth.

Question: Did you lie to me before?

Why am I asking this? Because through my observation of your actions, it let me to suspect that you did lie to me and not only once.

So, answer it! Did you or did you not lie to me?

If you have been reading my blog since the start, you should know that I don't go well with people who are liars! Such people will never be in my 'Trusted List of Friends'. And obviously, if there is not trust, you will automatically not be a friend too.

So, what's the answer? Just tell me the truth!! I just want to know the truth. The truth may hurt but a lie hurts even more.

If you want to lie to me, please be a little more intelligent when making the lie, don't make a simple lie which is so easily seen through and please make sure I never find out about it! But when you made the decision to lie to someone, please also be a little considerate and think about the person's feelings when you have lied to the person.

"The truth is always important,
but it may not always bring happiness to the ones who seek it"
Master Yoda

Saturday, September 12, 2009

印度还是斯里兰卡

你是印度人还是斯里兰卡人?

答案是:我们都不管!或像KC讲的‘管我屁事呀!’

不知道为何你这么讨厌印度人。当人家把你称为印度人时,你都会觉得被侮辱似的。但你有没有想过,你和印度人有不同吗?从外表来判断,你觉得我们判断得出吗?皮肤都一样的黑,根本没分别。

再说,我们都不管你是什么人,因为一点都不重要。

像D所说的,你这种自私自利,只顾自己,不为他人着想的人,我们都不会花时间,精神去记你是什么人,从哪儿来。

你那种只顾自己的态度实在是太明显了吧,在那儿做了一年,竟然不知道坐在你对面的人叫什么名?

最近开始了新的实验,所以迫不得已得去问GW,KS和YH。但是真的很好笑咯!!你竟然问我们这些刚到没几个月的人,哪儿一位是GW,KS和YH???

以前他们都对你没用,所以你就不管他们是谁,是不是这样?你也太现实了吧??既然如此,你觉得我们需要浪费时间去管你的死活吗?Please don't waste our time, k...

对了,我不管谁说你很聪明还是厉害,因为在我眼里,不管你几聪明,几本事都好,只要你做人做到这样,只和那些对你有用的人打交道,为了是想在他们那儿得到好处,那么你在我眼里就只是个儿不堪一击的家伙。。哦,对了,和其他人聊到你时,也发觉,他们对你的想法也一样,觉得你其实就只是个寄生虫,想在他人身上得到好处。

还有,麻烦你一下,不要太自私自利,只想到自己,你知道你用的细菌是能致命的,你还把它带到普通房里???你不想活是你的事,不要害其他人咯!!大家听到那件事时都吓死了!Please be a little considerate... The disease caused by that bacteria you are using cannot be cured! If you want to die, please go ahead and inhale the bacteria since it's air-borne, but please don't let other innocent people become a victim of your inconsiderate attitude.

Uncle Bus got Angry..

Today is the 1st time I see a bus driver who doesn't want his bus to be overly crowded!

As usual, the conductors were trying to pack as many people as possible into the bus.

But then, all of a sudden, the bus driver said:

"Ooi!!! Lu mau bawak berapa orang? Bawa banyak orang, mau macam mana bawa bus? Jalan pun tak da nampak lor! Gila ka lu!!! Lu bawa la bus ni"

Looking at us the passengers in the bus while pointing to the conductor outside:

"Ini orang pendek ah, banyak kurang ajar punya la, puki punya mak dia la!!"

He closes the door and drove away... hehehe... That was a funny experience today...

Thursday, September 10, 2009

记得:人总有垮的一天


这几天以来,我看见了两个心高气傲的人跨了,
而且跨得惨不忍睹。

我不是幸灾乐祸,
也不是看到他们倒下的情景而开心,
只是更明白人不能有傲气的的道理。

他们两位其实性格不坏,
要和他们聊还是能聊得挺开心的,
只是他们很喜欢炫耀,
时常把别人说得很笨,很蠢的样子,
好像别人做的都是错的,
只有他们知道的才是对的,
只有他们聪明而已。

他们的傲气,
他们的自以为是,
他们的狂妄自大,
他们的心高气傲,
也成了他们无地自容的原因。

说得自己有多么厉害,
但是临场的表现却让大家看出了真相,
他们其实只会说得好听,
但其实自己还真的是没几两重。

很多时候,人都有傲气,
自己却看不见,
即使被别人指出,
也不肯承认,
最后人家只会觉得累,
懒得去劝导,
对待这些人只有‘你想怎样就怎样吧’的态度,
就等待着看他们自己撞到墙,
感觉到疼痛的时候,
让他们自己亲生体验到落败的感受来学习。。

没记错,很像有位艺术家说过:

“人不能有傲气,但要有傲骨”

傲气其实就是:arrogance ignorance
傲骨则是:standing firm for the right cause

没几个人能真正明白这句话的意思,
更少人能真正做到这句名言。

Monday, September 7, 2009

豆浆

喝着一碗热豆浆,
尝到豆浆的清纯,
弄弄的豆香,
让自己感到陶醉。

看着热热的豆浆,
看见了自己,
突然想着自己之前做过了些什么,
以后又该做些什么?

一碗豆浆,
纯白的豆浆,
让我看见了自己,
没有复杂的颜色,
更没有复杂的情绪,
只想做自己,
单纯的自己,
平凡的自己。

世界不像豆浆,
世界是有不同的颜色,
也因此变得复杂,
要怎么在这复杂的世界里,
让我这单纯的心灵生存呢?

Saturday, September 5, 2009

The Final Destination

Yes, it's THE Final Destination. Supposedly, the final episode of the series of Final Destination movies.

As usual, someone got a premonition of how everyone would die and save the day. The 1st was the plane crash, the 2nd was the highway pile-up, the 3rd was the roller-coaster accident and this final one was the car crash in the speed track.

The movie had a few suspends moment which kept viewers on our toes. Not forgetting girls shouting in the cinema and the deep breathe they took! LOL~~

Unlike Final Destination 2 which had multiple hints/clues before the death took place, The Final Destination depended more on the continuous premonition ability which the main actor had throughout their ordeal until all of them died. Yes! All of them were dead in the end. Why?! Well, don't ask me! I've no idea!!!

Unlike the 1st and 2nd movie, the 3rd and the last movie had no survivors. Maybe the latter people weren't clever enough to out-play Death?

Quote of the day:

"Maybe we'd never changed anything at all,
Maybe we being here,
is all along in the plans from the start..."

Friday, September 4, 2009

2 good things & 1 bad thing

Yesterday, I broke bottle fill with a solution (non-hazardous) as there was some soap around the bottle, hence it slipped through my hands.

The pathetic thing was this: The bottle fell in the middle of the lab, so the glasses were basically everywhere including under the benches of my labmates and the solution too.

Now guess what my three labmates did (1 Malaysian NUS graduate, 1 PRC, 1 Sri Lankan)? Guess laaa.... Ok ok, I tell you all. They all stood near the wall to look at me pick up the glasses and mopped the floor while they were chit chatting. Thanks to Vincent (FROM ANOTHER LAB) who was busy doing his experiment to get a broom and mop for me.

After I was done cleaning, the Sri Lankan just walk passed me because he wanted to go to the other side to take some things. The Malaysian-NUS-graduate just tip toed and stared at the floor to see if there is any glasses under her desk. The PRC just walked away!!! YES!!! That was what happened!!!!! Pathetic?!?! I totally agree!!!

I recalled an incident happening in another lab. My friend broke a bottle too. You know what happened??? We all (me, an Australian, a Dutch) went to take tissue, to take bin, to take broom and help clean up!! All of us were from different labs but we saw it, but we just helped.

But this time!!! OMG!!!!! My own lab people don't want to clean it up!?!?! Geezzzz....

Ppl are so selfish around here. I don't know why! I totally hate Asians!!! Yes, I think Americans, Europeans, Australians are much better, friendlier and more helpful in general!!! What's wrong with these people I really don't know!!!!

Two weeks ago, I asked the Malaysian-NUS-Graduate to help lock the door coz I will be late to leave for the meeting as there were some experiments to do. I thought with the door locked, I can just leave immediately to attend the meeting after I got my work done, but then, she said 'since u r the last, u lock it laaa'...

GOSH!!!!! SELFISH!!!!! Next time!! DO NOT ASK ME TO COLLECT UR STUFF......

OK OK, I'm not gonna be angry over worthless, useless people...

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Moving on to some good things..

Yesterday I met Leo, a new guy, Singaporean, really nice and friendly, had a good chat with him while having dinner. We chat a lot and gossip a bit. lol~~ shhhhhhhhhhh

Oh ya, I met Ven too... He is from Vietnam, real friendly too.. He is the only guy here who keeps saying 'Hi' when he walks passed me... But I nvr got the chance til yesterday when I spoke to him during the dinner. Hehe.. Cool....

This weekend, tomorrow to be exact is FINAL DESTINATION MOVIE DAY! I'm watching!! hahahaha....

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Little Words: Destiny


"Destiny is a funny thing, You never know how things are going to work out, But if you keep an open mind and an open heart, I promise you, You will find your own destiny in the future..."
General Iroh


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Destiny is a mystical word that nobody can really ever understand.

How it works is even less understood.

Destiny brings friends together.

So does it separate people.

Destiny drives us to places we never knew.

So does it bring us away.

Are we all just a pawn of destiny?

Or can we all control our destiny?

I guess nobody really knows...