某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Dangerous Places in Melbourne University

There are a few places which are not very good places to be at:-

1. Mechanical Engineering Faculty lane leading to Wilson Hall.

- Seems like a construction worker who was talking on the phone got his phone snatched by somebody in broad day light!! Everybody was too surprised to react to the incident.

2. The main parking space between MDHS & Mechanical Engineering Dept (Main Gate).

- Last year, a student was killed at night when walking home passing by that area.


3. The Howard's Institute (behind MDHS) car park

- Student was attacked by unknown people while walking through the parking area at night.

Thanks to XF for the info.