某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

JM: "How old are you?"

JM: "Hey. how old are you?"

Me: "My age is my secret JM. Haha"

JM: "You know I can check with the department!!!"

Me: "Problem is I'm not from this department!"

JM: "Oh yea, you aren't, so how old are you?"

Me: "I'm not saying, you can try to guess"

JM: "You look 19-ish to me"

TF: "He can't be!! Is he that young?!"

JM: "He looks so.. My niece is 24, is she too old for you?"

Me: "YOUR NIECE? What has my age got to do with her?"

JM: "Well, just wanted you to know her."

Me: "Haha... Is she blond? I like blonds... Haha"

JM: "She's red"

Me: "Hmm.. Red sounds good too.. Have I met her before?"

JM: "Nope.. I should bring her here sometime.. I will send you her link of pictures"

Hahaha... very interesting conversation today...

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