某女生作诗曰:
一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,低头只想撞树。

男生回诗曰:
一日自习深处,见一恐龙撞树,恐怖,恐怖,可怜那棵小树。

西卒是个醉,
月垂是个睡,
酒仙李太白,
怀抱酒坛在土坡睡,
不知他是醉,
不知他是睡;
月长是个胀,
月半是个胖,
太师秦夫人,
怀抱大肚在花园逛,
不知她是胀,
不知她是胖。

Thursday, January 28, 2010

武则天:我学习的榜样!

‘武则天’这个名字应该不会有人说不知道吧,她就是中国历史里唯一的一位女皇帝。她(武媚娘)十四入宫,被唐太宗李世民封为才人。虽然在唐太宗驾崩后被派到感业寺削发为尼,但是又因为唐高宗时得到机会从返皇宫,封为二品昭仪。

当时让武媚娘入宫的王皇后,其实只是想利用媚娘的女色来引皇上,不让皇上宠信萧淑妃。但王皇后万万没想到,计划是成功了,但是皇上又特别宠信媚娘,而不只是冷落了萧淑妃,也冷落了她自己。王皇后和萧淑妃也应此而了解必须合力控制媚娘,不然她们就会没有立足之地。她们俩三番五次找机会为难媚娘,也有想过找机会除掉她,但是都不成功。当时的媚娘生活在恐惧中,无时无刻都担心自己性命不保,非常痛恨皇后和萧淑妃,但是在皇上面前她又演得很像和她们没有问题,又时常为他们着想,而让皇上非常欣赏她宽宏大量的性格。

当媚娘产下女公主时,王皇后独自去探访她。媚娘为了除掉一直视她为眼中钉的皇后,就杀了自己刚出世的女儿,再嫁祸给皇后。过后,她又用巫术的事件嫁祸于王皇后和萧淑妃而让她们俩被打入冷宫。她自己则被立为皇后。有一天,武后命人把废后王氏和萧淑妃的手脚砍断,然后再把她们放如酒瓮里。她们俩在酒瓮里哭泣了几天几夜才气绝而死。

为了独揽朝政,武后先把太子李弘召入宫,然后将他毒死。她也逼死新封的太子李贤。唐高宗驾崩后,武后又把继位的李显(唐中宗)废除。虽然她过后又立李旦为帝,但是武后最终还是把他废除,自立为皇帝,改朝为大周。

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从武则天的故事,我们可以看到,要成功就必须不择手段,即使是自己的儿女也不能放过,只要是能让自己成功的,就要利用,即使是得把他们逼上绝路,也在所不惜!!

活在一个竞争力逐渐增加的世界里,大家为了成功,追求名利而不择手段,明争暗斗哪里都有,为了就只是想出人头地。不惜一切,该利用的就利用,该铲除的就要想尽办法把他们都一一除掉!! 这就是活在这世界又要出人头地的法则。

人家都说学历史,学历史,就是要我们从历史中学习,看来,武则天的这些计谋,我可要好好儿学习了。。

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

怎样炸午餐肉?

今天在泰迪小弟弟美食节目里,我会和大家介绍一下煮午餐肉时所要注意的东西。

1。先切午餐肉。

2。热油。

3。慢慢地把肉放进锅。

4。炸到深金黄色就可以吃了。

简单吧?!就只是四个步骤而已。

炸或煎: 都可以,没问题,但我选择炸。比较脆。厚度:其实这点不是很重要。如果切得薄就别煮太久,如果切得厚,就得煮久一点儿。基本上,厚度大约0.5cm-1.0cm就可以了。油:一定要够热。和煮其它肉一样,不够热会粘底,而且肉会吸油,那么吃的时候会油腻腻的,不好吃。如果切得太厚,油又过热,那么就会有外熟内生的现象。好吃的午餐肉得外脆内软。记得,如果切得厚,就在把肉放下锅后,把火稍为放小,大概在‘中’火,慢慢炸就可以了。
今天泰迪小弟弟就介绍到这儿。。再见。。

Monday, January 25, 2010

Moon at 3pm?


Hmm, I went out of the house under the sunny sky, I looked up and see... MOON?!?! Is this the sign of the end of the world?

Sunday, January 24, 2010

If no money, please don't go shopping!!!!

I happily pushed my very few items towards a counter which the cashier had cleared all the items of the previous customer and was waiting for the couple to settle their payment.

And the genius just had to show off by taking out his bloody Standard Chartered Platinum Credit Card to pay!!

Ya la, Ya la, I know you rich!! Got card!! Wana show off!!! Flash here and there then passed to cashier.

But the card must be able to work mar!!!

When the cashier put it in the card reader, it only showed "Please wait" for like.. ermm.. very very long... The cashier took the card out after like 3 min and rubbed with her shirt and put it in again. And I waited again for like 1 min, and I couldn't take it liao!!

Then luckily the next lane's Q was suddenly gone, so I just dumped my stuff across!!! hahaha.. the cashier was a little stunned when she saw me do that. But I just dont care, don't wana Q there and wait anymore!!

When I was shifting my stuffs, I kinda said "AIYO, ONE HUNDRED ONLY, PAY CASH LAA, USE WHAT STUPID CARD FOR WHAT!! SOME MORE IT DOESN'T WORK!!"

Then I saw the wife walked out of the shopping complex while the husband still standing there waiting for the card to work..

When I finished paying my goods, and left, he just started to sign the bill... oh my god...... luckily didn't wait...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Bolt

What if all that you know is not really true?

Living in a world where everything has been fed to you, indirectly creating an artificial environment far from similar to that of reality.

When you walk out of the artificial environment, how will you feel then?

Will you be able to survive the drastic change?

Will you be able to accept the reality?

Will you be able to take in the truth?

Many people nowadays grew up in a so called 'loving' environment which actually sounds more like 'over-protective' environment. They no longer see the world as it is in reality. All they know is all the silly idealistic views. They don't see the hardship faced by others. They can't understand the problems which trouble others.

Their thoughts and ideas are impractical and utterly naive. And they are unwilling to accept the truth when others inform them.

All the above are touched in this animated movie called 'Bolt'. A puppy name 'Bolt' was chosen to be a movie star which allowed him to grow up in a movie setting. He played a role of a super-dog which was genetically modified, hence possessing super powers. From laser eyes to super-thunderous-bark which trembles land.

That was the environment he grew up in and that was all the truth he knows. When outside the movie setting. He thought that he still possess the metal melting laser eyes, the super strength which can bring down walls and the super speed which can out run fighter jets.

Silly to the rest. But not silly to himself. It was hard for him to see that all that he knew was not really the truth. It was hard for him to accept the facts. That's the story of Bolt...

Friday, January 22, 2010

Singapore Bowling Contest - My team is No.3!!

Wow today was a great day!!

All 30 participants went to the Singapore Polytechnic Graduate Guild for a Bowling Competition!!

All participants were randomly assigned into a group of three. When the few of us who wanted to be in the same group opened our small pieces of papers. We saw 1, 2, 6, 7, 8. We were like 'WAT'!!! LOL~~~ We were all separated... damn!!

I went to my lane and met my group members.. YM & R.. Two new girls which I've never met before.

Bowling started out slow as both of them said they seldom play, or actually, NEVER PLAYED BEFORE!!! Not that I'm a pro or anything, this is just my 3rd time bowling. The last time was in 2008 with some guys from Taylors.
I had an average of around 90-110 for the 1st 5 games counted for the contest. Out team actually played 6 games from 2-5 pm!! Actually no limit la, can play as many as you want as the organizers booked the venue from 2-5pm but only the 1st 5 games are counted. Oh ya! We were so high!! hahaha... It was great!! I love it!! though the girls were strangers! but then we had fun!! hahahaha... seriously had a lot of fun.
The most important thing is... OUR TEAM IS NO. 3!!!! ahahaha... I'M HAPPY!!!!

Frankly, I'm dying for more bowling!!! Who want to bowl??? Teman me at Leisure Mall Pelangi!! Let's go Let's go!! hahahaha

UPDATE: I just found out that I ranked 6th out of 30 participants!!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

No electricity

Aiya, at 7pm, tiba tiba no electric. But it's weird, when I opened the door to look outside, there was electricity everywhere except a few houses.
So unlucky that the substation had a trip causing a few houses to have no power supply.

But luckily, it rained this evening, just before the power went out, so it's cooling even though there is no fan. LOL~~
No electric, can do what? I basically just lay on the floor and day dream! haha!!! What else to do wor!?! It's dark.. and I'm all alone.. So, just dream la!! haha...

Monday, January 18, 2010

Kidnapping a kid

Will you ask permission before kidnapping someone? Haha.. Well I did, I kidnapped a kid yesterday to watch a movie at Jusco but with permission.
Oh ya, I finally get to eat my favorite Hokkien Fried Prawn Mee at Taman Daya!!! Yummy yummy!! hahaha.. The food court now has many new stalls!! Got Kuay Tiao Kia with Yam Rice!!! OMG! I luv yam rice!!! hehehe.. and Mee Hoon Kuey too!! Need to go back to try those soon. But I need to kidnap other people for such sinful act!! hahaha.. eat so much, it's sinful u kno! hhehe..
Went to Jusco after that to watch Jackie Chan movie. Sigh, I wana say, I think he is getting old. His movies don't have that 'kick' anymore, it isn't that exciting as last time.

It was a comedy with action. But it wasn't very funny and the actions are very few. Out of 5 stars, it gets 2.5.

Thanks to Auntie & Uncle Leong for the mandarins. And also Xiaojien for the movie company. I must say, it was funny!! Coz he was terrified of me!!!! hahahaha...

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Paid You To Touch Me???

Lady: "150"

Me: "Har?! He touched me! I still have to pay??"

Lady: "Yea"

Me: "Aiyo, he should pay me mar!! haahha... I pay him to touch me, so weird!! hehe.."

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Girl: "Masuk sini.."

Me: "Ok"

Girl: "Buka kasut, diri sini"

Me: "Ok"

Girl: "Enam.."

Me: "Alamak!! Dah gemuk laa!! Eh!! Jangan la bulatkan nombor!!"

Girl: "Haha.. Diri sini pulak.."

Me: "Tinggi pulak?! hehe.."

Girl: "Satu tujuh.... point lima"

Me: "Eh eh, apasal ni tak bulatkan pulak!! Wei... tak adil la!!"

Girl: "Haha.. kelakar la awak ni.. "

Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Box Theory

Employee: "Ma'am, here in front of you is a box with a button, when you press this button, two things will happen. One, somewhere, someone whom you don't know, will die. Two, I will pay you 100 million dollar cash."

Wife: "What if I don't press it?"

Employee: "If you don't press it, I will take retrieve the box and re-programme it, and the offer will be made to someone else."

--------Wife Presses It-----------



Employee: "Here is your money."

Wife: "Did someone... someone died?"

Employee: "Yes"

Husband: "Take this money back, we don't want it"

Employee: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. Have a nice day"

---------------------------Days After The Incident---------------------------

Husband: "Where's my son!!"

Employee: "Don't worry, he is safe"

Wife: "Where is he!!"

Employee: "I assure you that he is safe. But both of his functionality has been impaired, he can no longer see nor hear you."

Wife: "Oh my God.. *cry*"

Employee: "Here is a gun with one bullet. If you put it on your wife's chest and shoot it through her heart. When her soul leaves her body, your son will be able to see and hear again. Should you choose not to do that. Then, he will live forever in darkness and silence. The choice is yours. Have a nice day"

Husband: *Points gun at the employee*

Employee: "Shoot me, and my employers will send other employees to do the job. But your son will never hear nor see you again. I'm just an employee."

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What would you have done? Press the button? Or not? If you press, you get 1 million cash. Someone you don't know will die. So why care? But can you live with your conscience knowing someone died because you pressed the button?

What would you have done? Shoot your wife in the heart? Or let your son live in total darkness and silence for the rest of his life? Letting your wife live, your son will never see nor hear you again. But saving your son means your wife must die. What's your choice?

"When man can no longer forgo self interest for the greater good, then humanity is gone..."

習慣 (From email)

習慣,就是時間累積而來的一種動作。

早上,我總是走進7-eleven。

走了走,東選西選,還是選回了每天吃的三明治。

進到辦公室坐下後,總是開了機收信,然後放歌,

看了看,上選下選,還是聽起了那首最愛聽的。

開始寫程式前,總是洗了洗杯子走近飲水機,

看著瓶瓶罐罐,最後還是拿了一包就走。

人生總有很多的選擇。

每天要面對的選擇,很多。

吃什麼,做什麼,玩什麼,看什麼....

雖然你每天都在做選擇。

不過,總是....總是....

會選回你每次選的那個。

因為習慣。

習慣,是時間累積而來的一種動作。

情人間常說:「我對你不再有愛,都變成了習慣了。」

其實,習慣並沒有什麼不好。

它讓你自然的去做。

自然的去想他,自然的去愛他。

當你已經不覺得自己在付出時,

也許你覺得,你己開始習慣,有他陪伴在你的生命中,

那才是真的愛。

有什麼不好?

我一直認為

很多事情開始要一個人獨自去做時

就失去它的意義:


習慣了兩個人一起吃飯
習慣了兩個人一起看書
習慣了兩個人一起工作
習慣了兩個人一起散步
習慣了兩個人一起回家
習慣了兩個人一起聊天
習慣了兩個人一起商量事情
習慣了兩個人一起發呆
習慣了兩個人一起喝咖啡
習慣了兩個人一起..........

開始一個人

很多快樂都不再了....

請珍惜你身邊所有

把握任何一個美麗的機會

失去了就不再了...

現在請你回想一下

你習慣的那個人,是不是讓你感覺很熟悉,就像家人一樣?

這種感覺,不是那麼容易就可以擁有的,應該好好的珍惜。

也許有天你失去了,才會明白這個人,在你的心理是佔了很大的位置。

好緣份是很神奇的東西,它只送給用心去經營的人。

最近你是否不再那麼用心,去關心或態度冷淡了嗎???

趕快去抓住你那個熟悉的人吧,必竟你們曾經走過那一段,不是嗎?

愿所有人都珍惜着熟悉自己的人。。。每天开心快乐。。。

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Stupid or Dumb?

I recalled a conversation with Wei Jie one day discussing whether it is worse to call someone stupid or dumb?

What do you think?

After some discussion, we kind of agreed that 'stupid' is define as unwise or less intelligent. Meaning you don't know something maybe due to the fact you have never come across it before. That also mean you can learn about it later in time.

On the contrary, 'dumb' means a state of being mentally retard. That means it cannot be cured, no matter how much you study it, learn about it, you will still be almost blur about that particular topic or in fact, any topic. Basically, you can't pick up on anything even if you want to learn about it.

So, the conclusion? 'Dumb' is worse than 'Stupid'. Hence, if you want to use a harsher word between those two to scold someone, use 'dumb'!!! LOL~~~

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Lost my way in JB!!

Alamak!! Today I lost my way in JB!!!

I was supposed to turn into Jalan Yahya. But then I noticed that most of the road sign has been removed as they are currently building the middle-ring road fly-overs! Dei!!! How can you do that laa?! Make road is make road, but road sign must be there also laa!!

So, I can only roughly guess where the road was. When I saw the junction, I turned in. Then suddenly I feel weird.


How come on the left got padang?

How come I can see the Tebrau Straits?

How come I can see EC?

Alamak!! Isn't this Kolam Air?! Shit!! This is not Yahya!!!
Alamak!! RTM!! I'm so on the wrong road.. Nvm, look for u-turn!! WEI!! I reached Larkin Terminal liao!! LOL~~~ Ok, really need to turn back. Haiz.. I've never been here since I was like 12 to visit my old neighbours Auntie & Uncle Tan before they shifted to KL.

Ok ok, turn into Tasek Utama road. Alamak!! Over shot!!! I don't want to end up in Abdul Razak Road, later need to turn one big round, but this is a main road, can U-turn? Hmmm... Nvm laa, just turn!

Alamak!!! I hate Foon Yew 2!!! So freaking jam!!!!!
Anyway, I finally found out where the big houses are. At Jalan Kemuncak!! Just behind EC. BabyDan told me about the houses there are extremely big! And No kidding! They are BIG!!!! I just found out one thing. Best World is Danga City Mall!!! Hahaha.. I really didn't know!! Since they can revamp that abandon building into the new mall, why not revamp Lot 1 (The WaterFront City)?!?! I think if they revamp it and try to beautify the surroundings as in having seaview cafe/restaurants, it should be a hit having a beautiful night light scenery. And Straits Ferry Tour like those in Clarke Quay.. That would be cool!! Oh ya, parking must be ample!! Unlike CS, Lot 1 cannot have 3 levels of underground parking coz below it is water! lOL!!! So make sure enough parking for ppl!!

Should have just asked BabyDan to fetch me, he should know this place real well!! hahaha...

Must Rmbr to Signout!!!

Aiya, just now come back sign in into messenger baru notis I didn't sign out when using the computer at the comp shop!!!

Sien dao!!! Then I noticed got ppl use my MSN to message others..

Y those ppl so free nothing to do wan?!

Gila!!!!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

花木兰 (Hua Mulan)


有人说,
Some people say,

离家太远,就会忘记故乡,

The further you go, the easier you will forget your home,

杀人太多,就会忘记自己,

The more you kill, the easier you will lose yourself,

在战场上死去,生命像雨水落入大地,

On the battle field, man falls as rain drops onto the ground,

毫无痕迹,

Without any mark,

如果那一个时候,你爱上一个人,

If you fall in love during such times,
希望会从泥土重生绽放,

Hope will sprout from the earth,

热烈地拥抱生命。。

Giving life again..


Nice movie. Depicting a legend about a filial girl during the Wei Dynasty who posed as a guy to join the army on her ill father's behalf.


Nobody knows whether this story is true or not as it was originally written in a poem. But if it were true. Gosh!! It would be amazing right!!! A lady back at that time being a successful general living in the army full of guys!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

I can wear S size?

Wanted to buy a BUM shirt. Unconsciously I went through the pile looking for L. Got it and tried it in the fitting room.

But then, it felt like a 5 year old boy wearing an adult shirt!!

So, I went out to take M and tried it again. But, the shirt was still big! Then I took S!!! BUT THEN!!!! The shirt is still bigger than me! Alamak! I lost weight?! Cannot be laa! I just weighed myself, I didn't lose weight!

That means, BUM's cutting is very very big! even S is bigger than me! LOL~~~

Sunday, January 3, 2010

表達愛

俊杰又唱一首非常好听的歌了!!
不愧是我的偶像哦!

表达爱。
你有这份勇气吗?

其实,我觉得表达爱有两种:直接和间接。

直接,就是很明显地向另一方说,
你喜欢她/他,
也就是所谓的告白。

但是我本身也觉得有一种间接的表达爱,
间接的表达爱就是说一方完全在不知情的情况下,
显示出了他对对方的好感,
这种间接的表达爱很单纯,
不是刻意的,
事先没有做心理准备,
没有彩排,
就在不知情的时候,
透过言行举止县透露一丝丝对另一方的好感。

不管是间接或是直接,
问题是你有勇气让另一方知道你对对方的好感吗?

如果你以为不用直接的方式,
另一方就不会知道,
但是如果你的言行举止不小心在你没发觉的情况下,
显示出你喜欢另一方面,
你自己却没有勇气让对方知道,
那么该怎么办??

如果另一方因你直接表达爱而拒绝你,
你会怎样?

如果另一方因感觉到你间接地表达爱,
你却全然不知,
就说你很假,
在装,在演习,很做作,
那么你感觉又如何?
虽然知道自己不是刻意去表现出喜欢对方,
而且可能完全没发现到原来自己做的一切其实在别人眼里显示出你喜欢对方,
过后被人指责,
心情会如何?

(男) 我们擦身而过
风卷起了沉睡的什么
情绪在怂恿 撑开了懵懂
有一种冲动yeah?

(女) 决定不沉默
毕竟有感觉的人不多
我不想就此错过

(男) 眼睁睁看爱 (女)就这样过吗
(男) 至少我和你 (女)可以说说话
(合) 证明刚刚发生过什么

用表白 换一份期待
能不能就少一点忐忑无奈
心还 绕着你徘徊
难道 真是爱

泪水流过 才明白
爱不爱 原来心里早已存在
幸福 不在千里外
让我勇敢 表达爱

Saturday, January 2, 2010

New Year At Seh Jing's House

Now is 1215am, just reached home from JB after visiting Seh Jing's house.

Obviously, thanks to Seh Jing for the kind invitation and thanks to Uncle & Auntie and also SehJing's auntie for the very very kind hospitality. Food was great!! Yummy!!!! hahahaha...

Finally I got to meet Jinghan after planning to meet so many times but failed to do so.

Then met Justin again. The last time we met was in 2008 Ley-dear's bdae party.

Met Angelin also. Today got new people: Nice to meet Daniel (Not my BabyDan) and Lik Wen.

Chat a lot. Ate even MORE!!!! Hahaha... OMG!! really need to go on diet liao!!!

HATE Hanley for not showing up!!!!! LOL~ I guess he is busy studying.. So jia you yea!! hahaha..

I seldom spend time at JB til late night. This is a rare occasion. I'm normally a very good boy!! hahahaha...

Thanks again to Sehjing's family.

PS: Thanks to Xavi for the new year wish...